Hello world!

Hi, this is my first blog (not that most of you give a shit.) I am a loserific person so don’t worry if my blog is not any good, because it probably won’t be (I sound like Marvin, the depressed robot, from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.) I have been reading all of that series lately. In fact I’ve been reading a lot of books lately. I have read the first book of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Magical Mystery Tour: My Life with the Beatles by Tony Bromwell, 1984 by George Orwell, and Enourmosly Foxtrot by Bill Amend (Foxtrot as in the comic). My favorite of all these books has to be 1984 because I just like those type of books (If you have not read it then it is about a man that lives in a dictatorship ruled by Big Brother.) Other than read I like to watch The Late Show with David Letterman and Heroes, play my Xbox (I really want  to upgrade to a new system soon), and writing things I call “stories.” Yes I am a writer (scary huh.) I write mostly satire and Hitchhiker like books of total weirdness and humor. I have my own sorta David Letterman like show were I do the humor bit (we should video tape it so I can put it on Youtube.com with all the rest of the masses), we do it every Wednesday night and today I did fun facts (my favorite fun fact I used today is that Big Bird is the United States first recorded case of Bird Flu.) It is a terrible show and probably none of you would like it… but I thought I would tell you about it anyways. I am a Christian and I live in Texas (Yah Texas… it’s fucking hot here.) A couple days ago I got out of the shower and my dad told me to mow the lawn right after I got out of the shower. So I went out into the one-hundred degree heat while my dad laughed and had some lemonade. I have never sweat so much but I have felt that dirty before (shhhhhhhhhh don’t tell) I am a Native American of the Cherokee tribe (in fact, not that you care, I am one-half Cherokee and one-half white) No, I don’t own any casinos. My birthday is tomarrow (once again, not that any of you care) so I will probably be posting again (I know you were thinking I wish he wouldn’t.)