Today is the Anniversary of my birth (but most importantly it’s flag day)

Today I turn 16 years of age, but more importantly it is Flag Day (why we need Flag Day when we have Independance Day I don’t know.) My birthday is today and it should be good as long as it doesn’t rain. Also I have poison ivy/oak/please go away on my arm and it looks kinda gross and it itches. Other than that it should be a good day. Flag Day for me has always been celebrated because it is the day of my birth but most people don’t even know their is a Flag Day (for good reason) Tomarrow is Bob Barker’s last show on the Price is Right before he retires. This makes me really sad because who is going to remind me to get my pets spayed or nutered to control the pet population. Bob Barker does need to retire because as you get older you get more gaseous and it scares away the audience. I am happy for Bob Barker though. With any luck he will retire and live a couple more years. What would suck for him and be really sad is a week after he retires he dies. A week of vacationing from work and bam!!!!!!!!! Dead. That would really suck. Bob Barker has had a memorable life though (up to this point) he has hosted the Price is Right, Miss America, petitioned for the ending of wearing fur (because you kill animals), and he hasn’t ever run for President or Senator. Bob Barker must have had some restraint on the last thing because everyone knows that stars make the best leaders (Jesse Vintura, the Governator, and Ronald Reagan just to name a few.) If I was Bob Barker I would have already ran for President and anybody who got in my way would have been spayed or nutered. Other than today being my sixteenth birthday nothing really has happened. Tomarrow I am going to watch Bob Barker’s final show and get back to you on how it is. Oh, and I have a top ten list of funny crap for you guys.

Top Ten things Bob Barker is going to do now that he is Retired

10. Sleep

9. Build a giant robot of himself so he can face of with the Michael Jackson bot (if you didn’t know Micheal Jackson is building a robot of himself to make him appear more normal to the public)

8. Wear some fur

7. Publish his journal (today I hosted the show as usual and afterwards Bob Hope and I went out and got drunk and robbed an old lady for fifteen bucks and a package of gum)

6. Host another show called The Price is Almost Right on NBC (screw you CBS)

5. Make a guest appearance as one of the hosts on The View

4. Kill somebody and get away with it even though all the evidence points to him

3. Beat up Adam Sandler… again

2. Cryogenically freeze himself like his buddy Walt Disney

1. Get himself spayed and nudered… Wow!!!!