I’m Sorry

I didn’t watch the Bob Barker last show special. I know I said I would (that’s a lot of I’s) but I just did not have time because some people came over to our house that I forgot were coming. My arm still itches a little but most of it is taken away because I am on three different medicines. It is raining and stormy in Texas once again today, but that is no problem with me because I love rainy and stormy weather. Speaking of stormy that is what I want to name my first child, storm cloud. Her first name will be storm and middle name cloud and we will call her stormy because I think that is the most amazing name for a girl. Wow, that came out of the middle of nowhere, but whatever. I had a good birthday two days ago but I don’t really feel sixteen. My brother went golfing with my dad today and now that he started practicing that the driving range he thinks he is hot shit. He always tells me how straight and far he can hit the ball and I just tell him I don’t really care. The new White Stripes cd is coming out on the 19th of this month and I can’t wait. I listen to their new song, Icky Thump, on their website once per day. I am a huge White Stripes fan and this new cd sounds really good. Tomorrow is Sunday and I will probably post again. Next week I will be working at my church’s vacation bible school which won’t be to bad and will probably be pretty cool because we get to go to the water park. Here are some fun facts for you to chew on.

Fun Facts

Mickey Mouse is really a rat.

Bacon actually comes from dogs.

Batman and Robin are really gay. Explains Robin’s suit.

Galactus enjoys interior decorating along with eating planets.

Donald Trump’s hair is often mistaken for a dead animal.

George Bush’s favorite hobby is riding his unicycle.

There’s a woman and she is buying a stairway to heaven.

Mothra is allergic to dust.

Godzilla is afraid of small yapping dogs.

Baby’s come from a secret factory in Miami, Oklahoma.

Luke, the milkman is you’re father. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, wait a second what the hell…