Nickname

I was thinking I should have a cool nickname. First I thought about The Edge, but dang, the stupid guy from U2 seems to have stolen my name. Maybe if I write him a song he will let me use his name. Probably not though, that selfish Irish punk. He probably kills and eats leprachauns for fun. I rather like leprachauns, with all their trickery and gold. That is the life huh? Running around tricking people and knowing you have a bunch of gold tucked away at the edge of some rainbow. When I was in 5th grade I convinced everybody I was a leprachaun because I was really small and fast. So at recess they tried to catch me and demand gold and such. Whenever they caught me I just kicked them in the nuts and hauled my small butt away. The new Harry Potter movie is coming out and you know what that means… more money for J.K. Rowling. Woohoo!!!!! It’s my favorite time of the year. Now on a totally different note. Have you guys ever heard the song Feeling Groovy by Simon and Garfunkle. That song is amazing, it just makes me want to stand up and yell yay!!!! It makes me feel so happy. Feeling happy is always fun.