Really now.

Did Abraham Lincoln start making the first Lincoln logs. If anybody could find that out it would be good.

Guess what? The U.N. tried to kill itself, they found poison gas from Iraq in one of the closets. You open it up, knock of a container that breaks, read the label, and then proceed to scream “Holy Shit!!!!” That is the safest approach I can think of.

I got a Foreigner CD and they are pretty good. My favorite song by them is “Juke Box Hero”.

I also got a new Journey CD. I love “Don’t Stop Beleivin’” and I love it when amateurs sing it, but I hate baseball cards. Adam West has to be one of my heroes.

I have some fun facts for you.

Fun Facts (In an ultra awesome voice)

Blondes have more fun but only on Wednesdays from 3-7

Real men don’t acually were pink… they snort it.

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection and their were no survivors.

Having the Eye of the Tiger is illegal because Tigers are endangered.

Hobbes is actually a figment of Calvin’s imagination.

Humpty Dumpty’s death is much more brutal than the song, in fact he bled to death before they could get his skull back together. Tough break old buddy.

We aren’t actually the champions.

If you stop believing we will kill you.

The two most common things for twelve year old boys to be afraid of is failing Algebra 1 and nuclear annihilation.