Ah School, we meet again.

School has started. The rat race is on. Over the last couple weeks I have gone very pessimistic for some reason. Our society is falling down the fucking tubes and going to school has just solidified that. I think that our society will collapse like Rome, but I am not going to bore you with my thoughts on that. Woops too late.

Their are a bunch of rednecks and preppy people at my school for some reason. This is the smallest school I’ve ever gone to with only 60-70 people in my class (and it is one of the biggest.) Our school is divided into cliques though. I walk up on the first day and I see people dressed in black standing together, nerds standing together, rednecks standing together, and preppy people standing together. It was weird. At my last school most everybody was friends and we didn’t really have cliques.

Also a difference is that the last school I went to it was mostly black and mexican people (please don’t get offended but I didn’t know a better word and I don’t care if you get offended.) I was the only Native American kid their.

School also brings back athletics and I am sorrer (I don’t care if that’s not a word, I hurt a lot and my brain is idled) than a whore after a frat party. Oh, I hurt but I don’t really care because I need to get in shape and not be a lazy bum.

Sincerely yours,

You’re friendly neighborhood (sore) bacon man

Bacon, the snack that smiles back if you’re stoned.

I’m gone.

Yesterday I moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma. It’s a strange sensation being away from the place I’ve called home for two and a half years and not being able to go back. I made so many good friends their I miss it already.

On a lighter note I saw on Comedy Central a commercial for the Fox Reality Channel. It will be the first channel ever that is dedicated just to reality television. That’s all Fox is anyway because the only thing people watch on it is American Idol. In my opinion American Idol should be scrapped and reruns of The Simpsons Season 3-8 (because that was when it was really funny) should be put in it’s place.

Punk??

Think of the word punk. What does it mean to you. To me it means a bunch of crappy shit that people put out to seem punk. Look at Hot Topic, they call themselves punk but their is nothing punk about them. You walk in and get your odd assortment of black clothes and crappy t-shirts that are way overpriced. Now walk over to the music section. I don’t know were they get the guts to call that shit “music” but it’s not. They play it in their store too. Holy shit it makes me want to tear my brain out and beat the cashier with it, but I can’t do that because it is not their fault they’ve been brainwashed by the reputed “punkness” of emo’s and their god awful music. It all sounds the same. Why must I hear another guy screaming in the background while the guitar riff sounds like it was written by a four year old. Originality is going away for some odd reason. It makes me sad. The reason for this is because my girlfriend and me were at the mall and she dragged me into Hot Topic for five minutes of torture. Oh sweet mother of chocolate basketball’s I hate that place.

Hey It’s the Fourth of July

Not that it matters to anybody outside the United States. It is a nice holiday with fireworks and food and such but not here in Wichita Falls, Texas because most of the town in underwater. Some of the people got to reclaim their homes while others are stuck standing in the water. The government people are trying to get help but it may not come. In other brighter news I just got Michael Jackson’s Thriller Special Edition and also Prince’s Greatest Hits. Michael Jackson’s album is good but should not have been the greatest selling album of all time. It has some good songs but others (like Carousel) are just weird. I personally like Prince’s Greatest Hits better. My favorite songs from it are Little Red Corvette and Purple Rain. Have a happy Fourth of July.

Today is the Anniversary of my birth (but most importantly it’s flag day)

Today I turn 16 years of age, but more importantly it is Flag Day (why we need Flag Day when we have Independance Day I don’t know.) My birthday is today and it should be good as long as it doesn’t rain. Also I have poison ivy/oak/please go away on my arm and it looks kinda gross and it itches. Other than that it should be a good day. Flag Day for me has always been celebrated because it is the day of my birth but most people don’t even know their is a Flag Day (for good reason) Tomarrow is Bob Barker’s last show on the Price is Right before he retires. This makes me really sad because who is going to remind me to get my pets spayed or nutered to control the pet population. Bob Barker does need to retire because as you get older you get more gaseous and it scares away the audience. I am happy for Bob Barker though. With any luck he will retire and live a couple more years. What would suck for him and be really sad is a week after he retires he dies. A week of vacationing from work and bam!!!!!!!!! Dead. That would really suck. Bob Barker has had a memorable life though (up to this point) he has hosted the Price is Right, Miss America, petitioned for the ending of wearing fur (because you kill animals), and he hasn’t ever run for President or Senator. Bob Barker must have had some restraint on the last thing because everyone knows that stars make the best leaders (Jesse Vintura, the Governator, and Ronald Reagan just to name a few.) If I was Bob Barker I would have already ran for President and anybody who got in my way would have been spayed or nutered. Other than today being my sixteenth birthday nothing really has happened. Tomarrow I am going to watch Bob Barker’s final show and get back to you on how it is. Oh, and I have a top ten list of funny crap for you guys.

Top Ten things Bob Barker is going to do now that he is Retired

10. Sleep

9. Build a giant robot of himself so he can face of with the Michael Jackson bot (if you didn’t know Micheal Jackson is building a robot of himself to make him appear more normal to the public)

8. Wear some fur

7. Publish his journal (today I hosted the show as usual and afterwards Bob Hope and I went out and got drunk and robbed an old lady for fifteen bucks and a package of gum)

6. Host another show called The Price is Almost Right on NBC (screw you CBS)

5. Make a guest appearance as one of the hosts on The View

4. Kill somebody and get away with it even though all the evidence points to him

3. Beat up Adam Sandler… again

2. Cryogenically freeze himself like his buddy Walt Disney

1. Get himself spayed and nudered… Wow!!!!