Catch-22

Have you guys ever read the book Catch-22. It’s pretty interesting. The book is about a guy during World War II name Yossarian. The dialog in it seems to go in circles but makes sense once you get to the end. It’s on of those books that just makes me want to write my own book, which I plan on doing.

Who actually invents card games? Who sits down and has the time to decide what a joker is worth? Just wondering, because that was really bothering me.

This year in football the Bears are going to win it all. Brian Urlacher is going to be the MVP and my Bears will have their first Super Bowl win since ‘85.

Really now.

Did Abraham Lincoln start making the first Lincoln logs. If anybody could find that out it would be good.

Guess what? The U.N. tried to kill itself, they found poison gas from Iraq in one of the closets. You open it up, knock of a container that breaks, read the label, and then proceed to scream “Holy Shit!!!!” That is the safest approach I can think of.

I got a Foreigner CD and they are pretty good. My favorite song by them is “Juke Box Hero”.

I also got a new Journey CD. I love “Don’t Stop Beleivin’” and I love it when amateurs sing it, but I hate baseball cards. Adam West has to be one of my heroes.

I have some fun facts for you.

Fun Facts (In an ultra awesome voice)

Blondes have more fun but only on Wednesdays from 3-7

Real men don’t acually were pink… they snort it.

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection and their were no survivors.

Having the Eye of the Tiger is illegal because Tigers are endangered.

Hobbes is actually a figment of Calvin’s imagination.

Humpty Dumpty’s death is much more brutal than the song, in fact he bled to death before they could get his skull back together. Tough break old buddy.

We aren’t actually the champions.

If you stop believing we will kill you.

The two most common things for twelve year old boys to be afraid of is failing Algebra 1 and nuclear annihilation.

Ouch…

my brain hurts. I don’t know why, it just does.

I got a new cd, though. It is the Greatest Hits of Genises. It’s pretty cool, but they have some pretty weird songs. I like weird, though. I will be getting guitar lessons sometime, that will be real cool when I do. My friend and I plan on going to Chicago and trying to get a living while trying to get some music gigs. After Chicago we will probably just travel around a bit looking for jobs and gigs. We will probably end up dead or homeless, but we will be homeless drunks that tried to make it big and failed, just like Brittany Spears. Oooops, that was mean. Did you hear that she’s a lesbian now. Crazy huh. Who would have thunk that a sex crazed, drunk, slut would ever turn lesbian, until they deprived her of sex. Then she turned to women. I personally think she would do anything; sheep, cattle, and maybe even large dogs. Damn, have you ever seen her deep throat a whole turkey before… now I’m just being mean. If she offered it to me, well, she would probably be drunk. Wait a minute, that’s all the time.

Enough celebrity bashing, it’s too easy it’s not even sport anymore because they all act like whores. I don’t really like our society now, but I will have to deal with it.