Went to the Lake.

We went to the lake for a couple days before school starts. It was fun but I don’t really like the lake. We met Reginald Bear and he bit my brother multiple times. It was hilarious. Reginald Bear (a.k.a. me) is a bear that we met that would sneak up upon my brother and bite him. It was all very fun indeed. In the next couple days I start school in some hick school with 40-60 people per class. I hate rednecks. Huh, can’t tell you how much I hate them. We will see if I don’t offend one of them with my fancy more than one syllable talk and get kicked out. I hope I do.

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

I’ve always wanted to say that. I just got back from Chicago. It was really cool. We got to tell people about Jesus, chop down trees, get poison ivy, and get beaten at checkers by 8 year olds. We stayed at a university in their dorms but they were not the best ones we had been in. We also got to go to Soldier Field and The Field Museum. The Field Museum was sweet. I have never seen so many stuffed things and stupid theories. Soldier Field was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! I have been a Bears fan for some years and seeing it was really cool for me. On the drive back we saw the St. Louis Cardinals stadium and the Gateway Arch. That’s my second time to see it but it was still really cool. I am moving in about 5 days to Tulsa and I don’t really look forward to it but their is not stopping it now. I might right again tomorrow…maybe.

Sweet Mother of Innocent Eskimos

I was thinking today about animal liposuction. Wouldn’t that be crazy. You walk over to you’re neighbors house and you ask “Where’s Bill?”

And then his wife answers “He went to the vet to get the cat liposuctioned.”

Wouldn’t that just creep you out. I was also thinking about Paris Hilton and her stupid little chihuahu. I imagine she talks to it and says stuff about how she wishes she was as skinny as the dog. The dog is just sitting their thinking how much he hates her and how much of a fucking retard she is. I don’t know why I was thinking about this but I was.

Also what happens if I wrote about taking illegal immigrants over the border in my car (if I had one.) Would you have to call the police and say “Well I was reading this man’s blog and he said something about taking Cubans here on a boat.”

“What’s his name?”

“Ummmm, Bacony Goodness.”

That would be so bad ass if the name Bacony Goodness got put on a federal watch list. I would feel so good. My Dad is on one of those watch lists. Whenever we go to the airport he always gets searched extra. He used to always get strip searched but they stopped doing that to him. I personally think that everybody should leave except for Native Americans and stroodle makers. I like stroodle.

Just kidding because America would be a very boring place without immigrants. We wouldn’t have Chinese food, Mexican food,  Italian food, and Sushi (I like food.) Do you know what’s funny though. I like food a lot and eat a ton of it but never gain or lose weight. Strange huh?

Nickname

I was thinking I should have a cool nickname. First I thought about The Edge, but dang, the stupid guy from U2 seems to have stolen my name. Maybe if I write him a song he will let me use his name. Probably not though, that selfish Irish punk. He probably kills and eats leprachauns for fun. I rather like leprachauns, with all their trickery and gold. That is the life huh? Running around tricking people and knowing you have a bunch of gold tucked away at the edge of some rainbow. When I was in 5th grade I convinced everybody I was a leprachaun because I was really small and fast. So at recess they tried to catch me and demand gold and such. Whenever they caught me I just kicked them in the nuts and hauled my small butt away. The new Harry Potter movie is coming out and you know what that means… more money for J.K. Rowling. Woohoo!!!!! It’s my favorite time of the year. Now on a totally different note. Have you guys ever heard the song Feeling Groovy by Simon and Garfunkle. That song is amazing, it just makes me want to stand up and yell yay!!!! It makes me feel so happy. Feeling happy is always fun.

I’m tired…

I am tired of all those blogs on the internet throwing out stupid theories about religion and things like that just so they can get noticed. Most of the theories are not even well thought out, they are just dumb. It makes me sad to see the people argue about it too when most of the time the stuff they pointed out doesn’t even matter or they just got it wrong. I am also tired because I haven’t slept that much in the last couple days… but I’m okay. I saw The Smashing Pumpkins on the late show last night and they were pretty cool. I have never listened to them much but I like what I heard on the show. It’s funny to watch old movies with special effects because it really makes them look funny when they are running screaming from a man in a werewolf costume. I love it. I was going to watch Plan 9 from Outer Space which is a very stupid/awesome sci-fi movie from the 50’s. In fact I think it came out in ‘56, but I don’t know. Why whenever people from Texas are shown in the movies they drive cars with horns on the hood, wear cowboy hats, are usually white males, and have funny accents. I am from Texas and I don’t have a car, I don’t even like cowboy hats, I’m native american, and I don’t have the thick southern accent that they have most of the time. In fact, nobody I know is that kind of person (except for the white male part.) Why do they portray Texas people like that? I am going to move to Oklahoma, though (which I really don’t want to do) but my opinion doesn’t really matter so no worries, be happy (yah right.) Well, see you guys later.

I got more music.

I got some more cd’s. I got The Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollock’s Here’s the Sex Pistols, John Mayer’s Continuum, and The Fray’s How to Save A Life. They are all good albums and I don’t really have a favorite out of all of those. The Sex Pistols album is pretty good but it is not as good as I thought it was going to be. My favorite song on that cd is Bodies because it is just a very graphic, creepy, and cool song about abortion. The best part of the song is when he goes “Mummy!!!! I’m not an abortion.” That just sorta creeps me out in a cool kinda way. My favorite song off of John Mayer’s album has to be Gravity. It is a really cool blues song with well written lyrics. I don’t really have a favorite from the Fray’s album, I just like a lot of the songs equally. Today I went bowling and I got a high score of 72. I think I should go pro. Mostly when I go bowling I just play around, like today I danced sideways tap dance style and then threw the ball straight into the gutter (on accident.) Also I closed my eyes and tried to use the force but only hit four pins. It was really quite fun. I will probably write again tomorrow, but until then tata.

Bored

Nothing to do but sit around and do nothing but it’s fun in it’s own little way. Most of my friends from school ditched me once summer hit. I haven’t seen most of them in  a month. It is basically official now that I am moving to Oklahoma. This fucking sucks because it seems whenever something good happens to me I have to move and start all over again. This will be the fourth place I’ve moved in five years. Oh well, nothing I can really do about it unless I get somebody pregnant, which I am not going to do. Some people think it’s fun to move but I would give up a lot of stuff so that I could stay in Wichita Falls, Texas (which is where I am living now.) I saw this game called Mafia for pc at GameStop and it looks really cool so I may buy it. That is all that is really happening now. Ah oh well boredom living here will seem good once my life gets worse when I move to Oklahoma, at least it will probably get more hectic.

Hello, I’m Back.

I haven’t written in a while, not that anybody cares. I have been gone to Arlington, Texas and then a day after I got home I went to Tulsa, Oklahoma. It’s been fun but I want to stay home for a little while and just chill and hang around with my friends and my girlfriend. My family and I might be moving to Oklahoma (I hope not I love the place we live now and I hate moving.) I don’t really have a say in it though. I got several new cd’s that I just love to listen to. I got Cities by Anberlin, Popularity by Jonezetta, Business Up Front/Party In the Back by Family Force Five, and The Greatest Hits of David Bowie. They are all really good cd’s but my two favorites are David Bowie and Anberlin. David Bowie is classic rock/synth/weird shit type music and Anberlin is indie/synth/rock music. Jonezetta is an electronica type band and Family Force Five are crunk music/rap rock. I’ll probably write more tomorrow but don’t count on it.

I’m Sorry

I didn’t watch the Bob Barker last show special. I know I said I would (that’s a lot of I’s) but I just did not have time because some people came over to our house that I forgot were coming. My arm still itches a little but most of it is taken away because I am on three different medicines. It is raining and stormy in Texas once again today, but that is no problem with me because I love rainy and stormy weather. Speaking of stormy that is what I want to name my first child, storm cloud. Her first name will be storm and middle name cloud and we will call her stormy because I think that is the most amazing name for a girl. Wow, that came out of the middle of nowhere, but whatever. I had a good birthday two days ago but I don’t really feel sixteen. My brother went golfing with my dad today and now that he started practicing that the driving range he thinks he is hot shit. He always tells me how straight and far he can hit the ball and I just tell him I don’t really care. The new White Stripes cd is coming out on the 19th of this month and I can’t wait. I listen to their new song, Icky Thump, on their website once per day. I am a huge White Stripes fan and this new cd sounds really good. Tomorrow is Sunday and I will probably post again. Next week I will be working at my church’s vacation bible school which won’t be to bad and will probably be pretty cool because we get to go to the water park. Here are some fun facts for you to chew on.

Fun Facts

Mickey Mouse is really a rat.

Bacon actually comes from dogs.

Batman and Robin are really gay. Explains Robin’s suit.

Galactus enjoys interior decorating along with eating planets.

Donald Trump’s hair is often mistaken for a dead animal.

George Bush’s favorite hobby is riding his unicycle.

There’s a woman and she is buying a stairway to heaven.

Mothra is allergic to dust.

Godzilla is afraid of small yapping dogs.

Baby’s come from a secret factory in Miami, Oklahoma.

Luke, the milkman is you’re father. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, wait a second what the hell…

It itches!!!!!!!!!!

I have a severe allergy to poison ivy (I found this out today because I went to the doctor and had three doctors look at it before they gave me three different medicines) Two of the medicines are in pill form and I can’t even swallow pills. The other one is a cream that I have to put on it. I woke up at like three o’ clock in the morning because it itched so bad. Right now, as I am writing, it is about to storm here in Texas. I don’t really mind but we have been getting a lot of rain this year (unlike last year were it was basically a drought for the whole summer) I was in the doctor’s office today, to have my poison ivy looked at, and their was this girl who sat next to a black girl and then moved her chair! Actually got up and moved the chair! What an asshole! My girlfriend is half black and I am half native american so this made me mad. Ugh!!! I hate those kind of people. Bob Barker is coming on later and I am going to watch and love it (Bob Barker is awesome!!!) I hope you guys liked my last top ten list. I will do those periodically about things I’m interested in. Ugh!!! I can’t believe she moved her chair. Stupid racist bastard.