I’m tired…

I am tired of all those blogs on the internet throwing out stupid theories about religion and things like that just so they can get noticed. Most of the theories are not even well thought out, they are just dumb. It makes me sad to see the people argue about it too when most of the time the stuff they pointed out doesn’t even matter or they just got it wrong. I am also tired because I haven’t slept that much in the last couple days… but I’m okay. I saw The Smashing Pumpkins on the late show last night and they were pretty cool. I have never listened to them much but I like what I heard on the show. It’s funny to watch old movies with special effects because it really makes them look funny when they are running screaming from a man in a werewolf costume. I love it. I was going to watch Plan 9 from Outer Space which is a very stupid/awesome sci-fi movie from the 50’s. In fact I think it came out in ‘56, but I don’t know. Why whenever people from Texas are shown in the movies they drive cars with horns on the hood, wear cowboy hats, are usually white males, and have funny accents. I am from Texas and I don’t have a car, I don’t even like cowboy hats, I’m native american, and I don’t have the thick southern accent that they have most of the time. In fact, nobody I know is that kind of person (except for the white male part.) Why do they portray Texas people like that? I am going to move to Oklahoma, though (which I really don’t want to do) but my opinion doesn’t really matter so no worries, be happy (yah right.) Well, see you guys later.

I got more music.

I got some more cd’s. I got The Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollock’s Here’s the Sex Pistols, John Mayer’s Continuum, and The Fray’s How to Save A Life. They are all good albums and I don’t really have a favorite out of all of those. The Sex Pistols album is pretty good but it is not as good as I thought it was going to be. My favorite song on that cd is Bodies because it is just a very graphic, creepy, and cool song about abortion. The best part of the song is when he goes “Mummy!!!! I’m not an abortion.” That just sorta creeps me out in a cool kinda way. My favorite song off of John Mayer’s album has to be Gravity. It is a really cool blues song with well written lyrics. I don’t really have a favorite from the Fray’s album, I just like a lot of the songs equally. Today I went bowling and I got a high score of 72. I think I should go pro. Mostly when I go bowling I just play around, like today I danced sideways tap dance style and then threw the ball straight into the gutter (on accident.) Also I closed my eyes and tried to use the force but only hit four pins. It was really quite fun. I will probably write again tomorrow, but until then tata.

Bored

Nothing to do but sit around and do nothing but it’s fun in it’s own little way. Most of my friends from school ditched me once summer hit. I haven’t seen most of them in  a month. It is basically official now that I am moving to Oklahoma. This fucking sucks because it seems whenever something good happens to me I have to move and start all over again. This will be the fourth place I’ve moved in five years. Oh well, nothing I can really do about it unless I get somebody pregnant, which I am not going to do. Some people think it’s fun to move but I would give up a lot of stuff so that I could stay in Wichita Falls, Texas (which is where I am living now.) I saw this game called Mafia for pc at GameStop and it looks really cool so I may buy it. That is all that is really happening now. Ah oh well boredom living here will seem good once my life gets worse when I move to Oklahoma, at least it will probably get more hectic.

Hey It’s the Fourth of July

Not that it matters to anybody outside the United States. It is a nice holiday with fireworks and food and such but not here in Wichita Falls, Texas because most of the town in underwater. Some of the people got to reclaim their homes while others are stuck standing in the water. The government people are trying to get help but it may not come. In other brighter news I just got Michael Jackson’s Thriller Special Edition and also Prince’s Greatest Hits. Michael Jackson’s album is good but should not have been the greatest selling album of all time. It has some good songs but others (like Carousel) are just weird. I personally like Prince’s Greatest Hits better. My favorite songs from it are Little Red Corvette and Purple Rain. Have a happy Fourth of July.

Hello, I’m Back.

I haven’t written in a while, not that anybody cares. I have been gone to Arlington, Texas and then a day after I got home I went to Tulsa, Oklahoma. It’s been fun but I want to stay home for a little while and just chill and hang around with my friends and my girlfriend. My family and I might be moving to Oklahoma (I hope not I love the place we live now and I hate moving.) I don’t really have a say in it though. I got several new cd’s that I just love to listen to. I got Cities by Anberlin, Popularity by Jonezetta, Business Up Front/Party In the Back by Family Force Five, and The Greatest Hits of David Bowie. They are all really good cd’s but my two favorites are David Bowie and Anberlin. David Bowie is classic rock/synth/weird shit type music and Anberlin is indie/synth/rock music. Jonezetta is an electronica type band and Family Force Five are crunk music/rap rock. I’ll probably write more tomorrow but don’t count on it.

Tomorrow will be a busy day.

As said in the title, tomorrow will be a busy day but today is for relaxing. That is all I have done today. I relaxed and listened to the two new cd’s I got yesterday. I got Simon and Garfunkle Greatest Hits and The Dave Matthews Band Best of What’s Around. They are both really good cd’s and I don’t know which is better. At first I liked Simon and Garfunkle better but then I listened to the whole Dave Matthews cd all at once and it is really good too. The Dave Matthews cd has one disk of studio hits and one disk of live hits chosen by the fans, I haven’t really listened to the live disk yet but I heard they are really good live. My poison ivy is starting to get killed off by the steroids they put me on. It still itches a lot though. Tomorrow I have this thing called Swim Camp that I will work at for my church. It lasts from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. It’s like a fricken’ work day but with little kids and teaching them how to… I don’t know color pictures and stuff. It sounds ok but it will probably get boring after a while. Tomorrow will be busy but today I will just hang out and tomorrow I will probably write again unless I am in jail for killing an annoying little kid.

I’m Sorry

I didn’t watch the Bob Barker last show special. I know I said I would (that’s a lot of I’s) but I just did not have time because some people came over to our house that I forgot were coming. My arm still itches a little but most of it is taken away because I am on three different medicines. It is raining and stormy in Texas once again today, but that is no problem with me because I love rainy and stormy weather. Speaking of stormy that is what I want to name my first child, storm cloud. Her first name will be storm and middle name cloud and we will call her stormy because I think that is the most amazing name for a girl. Wow, that came out of the middle of nowhere, but whatever. I had a good birthday two days ago but I don’t really feel sixteen. My brother went golfing with my dad today and now that he started practicing that the driving range he thinks he is hot shit. He always tells me how straight and far he can hit the ball and I just tell him I don’t really care. The new White Stripes cd is coming out on the 19th of this month and I can’t wait. I listen to their new song, Icky Thump, on their website once per day. I am a huge White Stripes fan and this new cd sounds really good. Tomorrow is Sunday and I will probably post again. Next week I will be working at my church’s vacation bible school which won’t be to bad and will probably be pretty cool because we get to go to the water park. Here are some fun facts for you to chew on.

Fun Facts

Mickey Mouse is really a rat.

Bacon actually comes from dogs.

Batman and Robin are really gay. Explains Robin’s suit.

Galactus enjoys interior decorating along with eating planets.

Donald Trump’s hair is often mistaken for a dead animal.

George Bush’s favorite hobby is riding his unicycle.

There’s a woman and she is buying a stairway to heaven.

Mothra is allergic to dust.

Godzilla is afraid of small yapping dogs.

Baby’s come from a secret factory in Miami, Oklahoma.

Luke, the milkman is you’re father. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, wait a second what the hell…

It itches!!!!!!!!!!

I have a severe allergy to poison ivy (I found this out today because I went to the doctor and had three doctors look at it before they gave me three different medicines) Two of the medicines are in pill form and I can’t even swallow pills. The other one is a cream that I have to put on it. I woke up at like three o’ clock in the morning because it itched so bad. Right now, as I am writing, it is about to storm here in Texas. I don’t really mind but we have been getting a lot of rain this year (unlike last year were it was basically a drought for the whole summer) I was in the doctor’s office today, to have my poison ivy looked at, and their was this girl who sat next to a black girl and then moved her chair! Actually got up and moved the chair! What an asshole! My girlfriend is half black and I am half native american so this made me mad. Ugh!!! I hate those kind of people. Bob Barker is coming on later and I am going to watch and love it (Bob Barker is awesome!!!) I hope you guys liked my last top ten list. I will do those periodically about things I’m interested in. Ugh!!! I can’t believe she moved her chair. Stupid racist bastard.

Today is the Anniversary of my birth (but most importantly it’s flag day)

Today I turn 16 years of age, but more importantly it is Flag Day (why we need Flag Day when we have Independance Day I don’t know.) My birthday is today and it should be good as long as it doesn’t rain. Also I have poison ivy/oak/please go away on my arm and it looks kinda gross and it itches. Other than that it should be a good day. Flag Day for me has always been celebrated because it is the day of my birth but most people don’t even know their is a Flag Day (for good reason) Tomarrow is Bob Barker’s last show on the Price is Right before he retires. This makes me really sad because who is going to remind me to get my pets spayed or nutered to control the pet population. Bob Barker does need to retire because as you get older you get more gaseous and it scares away the audience. I am happy for Bob Barker though. With any luck he will retire and live a couple more years. What would suck for him and be really sad is a week after he retires he dies. A week of vacationing from work and bam!!!!!!!!! Dead. That would really suck. Bob Barker has had a memorable life though (up to this point) he has hosted the Price is Right, Miss America, petitioned for the ending of wearing fur (because you kill animals), and he hasn’t ever run for President or Senator. Bob Barker must have had some restraint on the last thing because everyone knows that stars make the best leaders (Jesse Vintura, the Governator, and Ronald Reagan just to name a few.) If I was Bob Barker I would have already ran for President and anybody who got in my way would have been spayed or nutered. Other than today being my sixteenth birthday nothing really has happened. Tomarrow I am going to watch Bob Barker’s final show and get back to you on how it is. Oh, and I have a top ten list of funny crap for you guys.

Top Ten things Bob Barker is going to do now that he is Retired

10. Sleep

9. Build a giant robot of himself so he can face of with the Michael Jackson bot (if you didn’t know Micheal Jackson is building a robot of himself to make him appear more normal to the public)

8. Wear some fur

7. Publish his journal (today I hosted the show as usual and afterwards Bob Hope and I went out and got drunk and robbed an old lady for fifteen bucks and a package of gum)

6. Host another show called The Price is Almost Right on NBC (screw you CBS)

5. Make a guest appearance as one of the hosts on The View

4. Kill somebody and get away with it even though all the evidence points to him

3. Beat up Adam Sandler… again

2. Cryogenically freeze himself like his buddy Walt Disney

1. Get himself spayed and nudered… Wow!!!!

Hello world!

Hi, this is my first blog (not that most of you give a shit.) I am a loserific person so don’t worry if my blog is not any good, because it probably won’t be (I sound like Marvin, the depressed robot, from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.) I have been reading all of that series lately. In fact I’ve been reading a lot of books lately. I have read the first book of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Magical Mystery Tour: My Life with the Beatles by Tony Bromwell, 1984 by George Orwell, and Enourmosly Foxtrot by Bill Amend (Foxtrot as in the comic). My favorite of all these books has to be 1984 because I just like those type of books (If you have not read it then it is about a man that lives in a dictatorship ruled by Big Brother.) Other than read I like to watch The Late Show with David Letterman and Heroes, play my Xbox (I really want  to upgrade to a new system soon), and writing things I call “stories.” Yes I am a writer (scary huh.) I write mostly satire and Hitchhiker like books of total weirdness and humor. I have my own sorta David Letterman like show were I do the humor bit (we should video tape it so I can put it on Youtube.com with all the rest of the masses), we do it every Wednesday night and today I did fun facts (my favorite fun fact I used today is that Big Bird is the United States first recorded case of Bird Flu.) It is a terrible show and probably none of you would like it… but I thought I would tell you about it anyways. I am a Christian and I live in Texas (Yah Texas… it’s fucking hot here.) A couple days ago I got out of the shower and my dad told me to mow the lawn right after I got out of the shower. So I went out into the one-hundred degree heat while my dad laughed and had some lemonade. I have never sweat so much but I have felt that dirty before (shhhhhhhhhh don’t tell) I am a Native American of the Cherokee tribe (in fact, not that you care, I am one-half Cherokee and one-half white) No, I don’t own any casinos. My birthday is tomarrow (once again, not that any of you care) so I will probably be posting again (I know you were thinking I wish he wouldn’t.)